Are you the SAT because I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a 10 minute break halfway through for snacks, and then I can stare at you for like 10 minutes and think ‘wow, I hope I don’t ruin this.’


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prince-of-the-palmtrees:

some midnight vent doodles

sailorastera:

Every digital artist I know.

firelorcl:

i scare people lots because i walk very softly and they don’t hear me enter rooms so when they turn around i’m just kind of there and their fear fuels me

sizvideos:

Art Made From A Pile Of Junk - Video

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solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

I love that Barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant

"Hahahaha women do laundry, right John?  You with me, John?"
Don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian.”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

failureisntanoptionitsinevitable:

Freshman year:

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Senior year:

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sealfie:

Guys today at art class we had to describe a painting and when I SAW THE PAINTING I LAUGHED SO HARD I COULD NOT BREATH

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WHAT THE FUCK 

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

hopcrow:

officialhotbabe:

petition to remove the “pe” and “ion” from petition

please sign this tit

llmns